what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
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