why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
So vagazzling was a success
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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