i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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