Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I just tipped a bartender in xanax.
just tell him i said nine months
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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