There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
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