You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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