just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
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