I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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