You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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