I must be too annoying 4 u.
i wanted to iron the shorts i'm wearing. but i'm high and lazy. so i'm using my hair straightener. in bed.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
Shame is for Republicans.
Randomize
