random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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