Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
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