She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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