I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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