so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
So apparently I’m into choking now
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Randomize