im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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