Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
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