Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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