Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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