And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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