Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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