At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
I need to sanitize my soul.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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