Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
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