A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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