This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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