official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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