remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
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