My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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