By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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