its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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