forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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