your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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