Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Randomize
