There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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