Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
your room smells of hookers.
And success
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
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