He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
