singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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