thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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