i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
PANTIES FOUND
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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