We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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