i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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