did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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