Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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