I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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