belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
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