i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
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