Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
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