i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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