the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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