I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
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