Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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