Is it normal to miss your booty call?
he wants to bone in the snuggie
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
Randomize
